Help! They are after me!!

I recieved this yesterday:

 

How many times do I have to tell these MORONS that  I.DO.NOT HAVE. TV?

Why do they have to insinuate that I am a liar?

Why can't they get it into their thick skulls that not everyone either has or wants tv?

It would appear that I am guilty until I prove my innocence!!!!!

I am working, calmly, on my response to this harassment.  I will post my response later.